January 31, 2004
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Great one-liners! Enjoy!
Twenty-six Beautiful One-liners
1. Give God what's right, not what's left.
2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end, God's way leads to an endless hope.
3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma-but never let him be
the period.
6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to church for a face-lift.
8. When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.
9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
10. We don't change God's message, His message changes us.
11. The church is prayer-conditioned.
12. When God ordains, He sustains.
13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning
14. Plan ahead-It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
17. Exercise daily-walk with the Lord
18. Never give the devil a ride, he will always want to drive.
19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
20. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
21. He who angers you controls you.
22. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.
23. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.
24. Be ye fishers of men-you catch them & He'll clean them.
25. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
26. Read the Bible, it will scare the hell out of you.
Comments (8)
Hey! Thanks for dropping by... great one-liners... I've gotta write some of those down. Hope all is well... I'm just trying to keep moving in the right direction... which can be hard, but not impossible... let's just keep praying for each other. Take care!
Hey they are cool, they may find their way into a sermon sometime - if that is cool.
Reynolds wrap clothing? Hmmmm...very interesting. I love you one liners. Have a good Sunday.
It was supposed to read, " I love your one liners." Not I love you one liners. Sorry.
i've heard lots of those, but not all at the same time. very cool. it took me a little while to get a couple of them, but i think i got em all now! and best of all - they're all so true! have a great day!
yeah I agree they are so true, thanks for posting these!!!!!!
hey kim! how are you?? Here's one I got from this morning's sermon at service..... Jesus is not the Messenger, He is the Message. Heh, I like that. Anyway, hope all is well!
hey, thanks for your comment! Anyway, I was scrolling through some of your blogs, and I wanted to say that Forever is one of my favorite songs! Also, do you have the Sonicflood album? (Cry Holy) It's not bad, either.
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